Lauren Laverne: Charlie, you’ve had a very busy week what with having a baby this week.
Charlie Brooker: I did.
(The audience cheers.)
Charlie: You know you are basically…I mean, thank you, but you are just applauding biology. I did a shit this morning, where were you then? I’ve got photos on my phone, as well. It was fully formed, it looks just like me.
10 O’Clock Live series 2, episode 8
NEVER CHANGE, CHARLIE.
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OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
I thought he was using him as a skateboard..
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3 blokes walk into a pub, one of them is a little bit stupid and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability…
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